Little Johnny attends a horse auction

In this light-hearted joke, Little Johnny accompanies his father to a horse auction, where the young boy innocently misinterprets his dad’s actions, leading to a humorous and unexpected punchline.

Little Johnny accompanied his father to a horse auction, where he observed his dad inspecting each horse carefully, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. With a puzzled expression, Johnny questioned, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father explained, “When I’m buying horses, I need to ensure they’re healthy and in good shape.”

Amused by the situation, Johnny, with a hint of concern, remarked, “Dad, I think the UPS guy might be interested in buying Mom.” The joke humorously highlights Little Johnny’s innocent interpretation of his father’s actions and adds a playful twist to the scenario.

Credit: Kuluckada

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